There should be a "Married person's only" social network
I hate when your 20-something friends throw good conscious and common sense out the window at such a young age. Mariage and the 20-somethings. Christ, I hope this fad ends soon.
It seems to me that so many of the tweets and Facebook status updates I read include things that annoy me like: ”awesome day biking with my husband, fun day gardening with my wife, I love my husband, I have the most amazing wife.” Neither of you like your lives. The novelty of mariage has worn off and now you’re trying to keep the world thinking you’re still head over heels when you’re really fighting tooth-and-nail.
'What's worse: when these two idiots have procreated and pushed out a baby. I nor anyone else need to know how excited you are about baby's first gargled word or the fact your 4 month old produced a stool sample that looked like Frida Kahlo.